Mission 9: An Master Tale of Murder and Mayhem for PunkApocalyptic: The RPG

Oh hello. I didn’t see you there. Well, we’re back again for yet another installment of the Tale of … whatever the hell we’re calling it.

This time, I have a special story that brings the campaign one step closer to its wacky conclusion and is bound to make me many new friends in my town, not that they read my stuff. Or know how to read. But if they did, woof. I’d be in trouble.

A dark time has come to the Wasteland, a time darker than dark, so dark that dark shrinks away in fear and revulsion. The kind of dark where dark goes to die. The Amok have launched their ultimate invasion into this charming, idyllic landscape, bullying people and making them feel sad as they die a gruesome death. Scrapbridge, a feisty little town on the edge of nowhere, learns of a weapon that might give the Wasteland a shot against these invaders. The mercs just need to go fetch it.