Revenge is a dish best served on a sesame-seed bun, with a side of fries

Actually, nobody but “Crimson” Carl Culver says that, but since he’s the driver behind this mission, his shitty opinion gets top billing. This one is for expert-level characters, which is kind of a joke, ’cause the only things “expert-level” characters are expert at in PunkApocalyptic are taking dumps, killing things, and presumably avoiding dirt-naps—at least so far, that is. We’re gonna throw some nasty gribblies at your PCs, ones that’d otherwise make paste outta lower-level pukes, lest they didn’t just drop dead first from sheer fucking fright.