Robberies, assaults, and other crimes occur with unfortunate regularity in Eastport, but rarely do such happenings reach above the pirate rabble to touch the city’s elite. When Kytemnesis Goverbandy discovers he has been robbed, he turns to the best to find and return his stolen property. In Not Today, Death, the characters scour Eastport for the missing treasures. The rewards for success can set them up to live in comfort for years. Failure could mean the end of Eastport itself.